Bumper Stickers

These bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paull, a former Methodist minister in Lakeside, Ohio who writes: "The following actual bumper stickers are now on cars. I didn't write any of them. I'm only the messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good."



* BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM



* IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION



* IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT



* POVERTY , HEALTHCARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES



* OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT



* BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT



* RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME



* GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)



* BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR



* PRO-AMERICA, ANTI- BUSH



* WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?



* IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT



* FEEL SAFER NOW?



* I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY



* JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST - THAT IS A LIBERAL



* MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE



* IS IT 2008 YET?



* DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson



* DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!



* ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE -- THINK FOR YOURSELF



* VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT



* HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?



* CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL



* STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE



* GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM



* KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY



* DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?



* ASPIRING CANADIAN



* CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION



* DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM



* STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE



* HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION



* HONOR OUR TROOPS - - DEMAND THE TRUTH



* REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?



* FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL



* THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE



* I'LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT



* SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - IMPEACH BUSH



* HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?